Nissan has a new car of some kind

"HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch) 05/24/2018 at 17:02 • Filed to: None

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I can’t remember what its called though

Shoes maybe? What’s important is that it can dj and breakdance and connectivity so thats nice.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > HammerheadFistpunch 05/24/2018 at 17:10

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Nissan Beat? Nissan Jazz? Nissan Funk? Nissan Groove? Nissan Hip? Nissan Jam? Nissan Lit?

I am clueless as to what it could be.

HammerheadFistpunch > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 05/24/2018 at 17:14

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It has a d shaped steering wheel though. That’s all the kids are talking about these days. “give me the D” they say, obviously referring to the shape of their steering wheel.

My citroen won't start > HammerheadFistpunch 05/24/2018 at 17:17

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This is payback from all those Cold War years of US meddling in South American politics.

Now you get bombarded with our cheap shitty CUVs.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > HammerheadFistpunch 05/24/2018 at 17:18

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Sheet son. These Young ‘Uns can’t get enough of the D amirite?

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > My citroen won't start 05/24/2018 at 17:19

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NO COLLUSION!

wkiernan > HammerheadFistpunch 05/24/2018 at 17:24

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Nissan has geriatric customers too. They should appeal to them with a new model called the Nissan Flip. The gimmick being, instead of having an infotainment screen modeled after the iPhone/iPad, in the Nissan Flip the screen is modeled after an old-skool flip phone. When you want to change the radio channel or turn the AC on you simply flip the screen open, and there’s none of this “touch-screen” razzmatazz, you get actual physical buttons instead.

HammerheadFistpunch > wkiernan 05/24/2018 at 17:26

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makes sense.

My citroen won't start > wkiernan 05/24/2018 at 17:29

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So... Toyota?

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > HammerheadFistpunch 05/24/2018 at 17:33

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I know that it is a terrible replacement for the nissan (insert name here).

Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan' > HammerheadFistpunch 05/24/2018 at 17:58

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It’s very easy to get in and out of you know.

Pich, with Z32 now featuring Civic [Si] / No > HammerheadFistpunch 05/24/2018 at 18:08

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wait, did Nissan just say that their floating screen is UNIQUE? What?!

50ford500 > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 05/24/2018 at 18:29

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Juke!!

Svart Smart, traded in his Smart > HammerheadFistpunch 05/27/2018 at 03:16

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125 hp makes this thing look like some kind of Malaise Era throwback. Can’t wait to see these rolling around the streets of greater Seattle at night with no lights on except the DRLs.